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&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Top Text: “HERE’S MY STUFF AND CARD”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Bottom Text: “DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A FUCKING REGISTER?”]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I work at a party goods store, and we have a small counter at the very back of the store where we can do helium inflation on balloons. The only thing back there is a ton of balloons and the inflation nozzles. I can’t tell you how many times people have started emptying their carts onto displays of balloons and when I asked how I could help them, handed me their credit cards.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There’s no register, no counter, no bags, no signs, and it’s in the very back of the store. Where on earth did you get the idea you could check out here?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;At last, someone else who knows my pain ;_;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cannibal-cake.tumblr.com/post/28272903602</link><guid>http://cannibal-cake.tumblr.com/post/28272903602</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2012 13:32:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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&lt;p class="gone"&gt;&lt;a href="http://goo.gl/1Wz2g"&gt;Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cannibal-cake.tumblr.com/post/13810799210</link><guid>http://cannibal-cake.tumblr.com/post/13810799210</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 22:18:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv14fhO9ia1qaw7zqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://cannibal-cake.tumblr.com/post/13231810811</link><guid>http://cannibal-cake.tumblr.com/post/13231810811</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 20:38:42 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr0lg7yy971qdcrkfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://cannibal-cake.tumblr.com/post/12957878997</link><guid>http://cannibal-cake.tumblr.com/post/12957878997</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 00:06:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>gassal:

Mario
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mario&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cannibal-cake.tumblr.com/post/12911639808</link><guid>http://cannibal-cake.tumblr.com/post/12911639808</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 22:34:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeahretailrobin:

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&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Top Text: “PARTY STORE.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Bottom Text: “HIGH SCHOOLERS SUCK HELIUM BALLOONS IN THE AISLES.”]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cannibal-cake.tumblr.com/post/12873252805</link><guid>http://cannibal-cake.tumblr.com/post/12873252805</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 01:34:39 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
